Teh Deth of Mario

One day I
went to the the Walmartè across the street and i wanted to get a video
game. I felt like there was a demonic evil entity staulking me throughout my journey to walmart. When i finally got to the walmart, I
saw a poster with Mario's bloodied, evil face on it with the words "hes
coming" on it. I blinked and it was gone. I went into the walmart. I
went over to the video games section. "where are the ds games?" i asked
the cashier. suddenly, the cashiers face turned to EVIL MARIO LIKE I SAW
EARLIER!!!
"ITSAME MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!!!!!" he demonicly replied evilly!
I
was terrified. I quickly took action and threw my trusty wii nunchuks
at him. the behemoth screeched as the nunchuks beat him to the ground.
"game over" i said triumphantly standing over the demon; dead at last as
his body vanished in a demonic vortex that sucked him in.
So then
i bought the new ds packaged with a copy of new super mario bros wii. I
put the disk into the ds and turned it on, suddenly, luigi was the main
character instead of mario. "wtf?" i said to myself. so i threw it out
cuz it musta been broken.
The end
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